Riddles or Jokes?

Small things make us happy. And, we laugh in the silliest jokes. Scroll down for the funniest jokes. Do share with your friends. 

Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All 12 months.

Q: Name four days of the week that start with the letter “T.”
A: Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle.

Q: What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?
A: Envelope.

Q: You walk into a room with a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
A: The match.

Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
A: A clock.

Q: What is at the end of a rainbow?
A: The letter W.

Q: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A: C.

Q: What goes up but never goes down?
A: Your age.

Q: What starts with the letter “T,” is filled with “T,” and ends in “T?”
A: A teapot.

Q: You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
A: You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.

Q: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
A: Neither. They both weigh one pound.

Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2^nd,…… December 2^nd.

Q: I have keys but no doors. I have space but no rooms, I allow you to enter but you are never able to leave. What am I?
A: A keyboard.

Q: What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common?
A: The read the same right side up and upside down.

Q: What has one eye but can’t see?
A: A needle.

Q: Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
A: Stop imagining.

Q: What two keys can’t open any door?
A: A monkey and a donkey.

Q: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.

Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
A: The letter M.

Q: What comes one in year, twice in a week but never in a day?

A: The letter E.

Q: What goes around and around the wood, but never goes into the wood?
A: The bark on a tree.

30 Jokes

Is there anything a kid loves more than jokes? 

We all know laughter is good medicine. And it turns out that laughter isn’t just funny but it’s healthy too. Laughter reduces anxiety, improves brain function, boosts creativity, and even improves physical health. Sharing jokes with your kids isn’t just fun, it helps improve their mental and physical health.

Here are some 30 jokes that are guaranteed to make your kid laugh.

Q: Why do fish swim in salt water?
A: Pepper makes them sneeze.

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.

Q: What did the ocean say when it saw the storm coming?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What are the only kind of trees that grow fingers?
A: Palm trees.

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.

Q: What kind of nut has no shell?
A: A doughnut.

Q: What bone will a dog never eat?
A: A Trombone.

Q: How did the egg get up the mountain?
A: It Scrambled up.

Q:What is yours but others use it more?
A: Your name.

Q: In a one story house, there is a pink desk, a pink computer, a pink sofa, a pink table, a pink TV, pink remotes, pink plants, everything in her house is pink. What color are the stairs?
A: There were NO stairs it was a one story house.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A:  Because 7 8 9.

Q: Why do potatoes hate Fridays?

A: Because they will be fried.

Q: What is the nation people hate?

A: Examination.

Q: Why did the cow do jumping jacks?

A: Because she wanted to make a milkshake.

Q: What has three letters and starts with gas?
A: A car.

Q: What animal is best at hitting a ball?
A: A bat.

Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you so much.

Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A: Because they are always stuffed.

Q: What do cows read?
A: CATTLE-logs.

Q: What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.

Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?
A: The ones in the mail.

Q: Why is there a fence around a cemetery?
A: People are dying to get in.

Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?
A: A SAND-witch.

Q: Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all those fans.

Q: What did one egg say to the other?
A: You crack me up.

Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

Q: What do you give a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.

Q: What has two legs but can’t walk?
A: A pair of pants.

Did you laugh? Yes you did. Got more jokes? Leave it in a comment and make everyone laugh.